An unscrupulous olive oil trader, George Leggierie, has it all, a thriving resturant business, a nationwide distribution deal for his olive oil label and a beautiful wife. However his world comes spiraling out of control when a mysterious man shows up at his doorstep one night with an offer he simply could not refuse.

Don Bolton is a movie star who can't stand loud noises. To evade the draft, he decides to get married...but falls for a colonel's daughter. By mistake, he and his two cronies enlist. In basic training, Don hopes to make a good impression on the fair Antoinette and her father, but his military career is largely slapstick. Will he ever get his corporal's stripes?