Based on true events. When 6 friends from Massachusetts finish up classes for the semester, they decide to take a road trip to the Jersey Shore. A birthday celebration at a lake house will be the highlight of their summer--or so they think. When they get to the house, they realize it's not the beach house they were expecting; it's actually in the woods off a long, spooky road: Clinton Road, which has been haunted for the past 50 years, as Alex, Jillian, Amber, Jaime, Stacy, and Mark will soon find out. The disappointment of not having a beach nearby disappears as they all rush outside to see the lake. They prepare to have drunken festivities there,but that's when the horror begins. One by one they all disappear. Who will be the first? Who will be the last? Will anyone survive?

Eugene Earl Axline is a guard dog trainer who gets involved with one of his clients, Joan Spruance. Spruance's sister is a classic airhead, who is spilling all she knows about her gangster boyfriend.

Four adorable little girls plot to murder a hockey player after they mistake an act of lovemaking as an attack on their mom.

As he closes out his slate of comedy specials, Dave takes the stage to try and set the record straight; and get a few things off his chest.

Emily, a lawyer, returned to her small hometown of Nelson Creek four months ago following the death of her Nonna to take over running Nonna's business which she named after her granddaughter: Emily's Bakery. Beyond not seeing Nonna before she passed, Emily is not sad about this new career path as baking has always been a passion ever since Nonna took her into the kitchen at age five, and discovered in making the move back to Nelson Creek that law never really was. This new life in Nelson Creek hits a snag when she learns that Nonna was deep in debt - the massive loan which Emily didn't know was for her law education - and may have to sell some of Nonna's assets, the house where Emily now lives and/or the bakery. The house may be the more prudent item to liquidate with Forge Mart, the chain supermarket located across the street from the bakery, having just opened its own in-house bakery, it the only other made-from-scratch bakery in town as competition to Emily which lessens the market value of her own business. This decision was that of Forge Mart's new cutthroat, win-at-all-cost manager Adele Atmore. Adele has hired Gerard, a suave Frenchman who is classically trained in patisserie, he who does not see Emily as competition but rather baking comrades who can learn from each other. Emily does not view Gerard in quite the same way in the survival of the bakery her focus. Things have the potential to change when on December 1, Emily mysteriously receives an advent calendar from an anonymous giver. When Emily reads the message enclosed in day one of the calendar, Chey, her assistant, can tell by the warmth and love of the message that it is from a secret admirer, and that she should open the calendar and read the enclosed subsequent messages day by day as intended to reveal the identity of the giver, the secret admirer, on December 24. Being made privy to all the subsequent messages and trying to guess the identity of the secret admirer becomes the talk of Nelson Creek. While some men are higher in the running - such as James the banker, Eddie the civic handyman, and Chuck the Christmas tree lot guy - with some of Emily's female friends secretly hoping it not for their own reasons, it may be Gerard who has that special insight into the identity of the secret admirer.

Megan works at a diner where she's got to know Frank, an old man and a long time customer. She was supposed to marry this Christmas but her boyfriend for many years broke it off last summer and now Christmas just reminds Megan about her failed relationship. When Frank finds an old photo of himself and his first love, Claire, Megan gets the idea that they should go in search for her to keep her mind off Christmas. As a good friend Frank agrees and they travel to a town where Megan thinks Claire could be. While searching they stay at a small inn owned by Steve. Megan starts to help Steve out with small tasks as she starts to really like the small town.

When an uptight time-travelling obsessed young scientist is visited by his nihilistic future self, he's told that he needs to give up his dream of becoming the world's first time traveler, or else. But when he won't go along with the plan, it becomes a wicked battle of man versus himself - literally.