Suck
A comedy centered on a rock 'n' roll band that will do anything to become famous.
Released: 2009
Country: Canada
Director: Rob Stefaniuk
Producer: Capri Films, Capri Vision, Téléfilm Canada
Cast
Why You Suck at Golf
HDTo get over his difficult divorce, affable Bogart throws himself into the game of golf. But when his beloved Woodlands Golf Club is slated for closure, he and the other characters who share his passion plot a way to keep it alive.Plot summaryAdd synopsis
Vampires Suck
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Don't Suck
HDA veteran comedian's last chance at stardom takes him on the road with a young comic whom reveals an unexpected past.
Spiked
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Hustlers
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Collision
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Damage
HDA member of Parliament falls passionately in love with his son's fiancée despite the dangers of discovery.
La Cucaracha
HDWalter has problems. He's an American who's recently moved to a small Mexican village where he wants to live and write, but he barely knows the language and has no money. He wants to write but has no idea how to do this and he has nothing in the US to go back to. He spends his nights in a broke down abandoned shed by the lake trying to write and he spends his days in a local tavern drinking local beer he can't afford and receiving some food on the account of the barkeeper's pity. He's truly a lost man waiting for something to happen and save him. That's when a shady man who writes epitaphs for the recently departed introduces himself. He wants Walter to do a job for him. A powerful local man committed a grave crime against his boss, a powerful shady local businessman, and he needs to die. Walter is offered 100 000 US dollars to be the triggerman. After some consideration, Walter accepts the offer, since they'll kill him if he doesn't, now that he knows their illegal plan. Besides, this money could allow him to finally ask the local girl he's been secretly in love with, but never had the gall to introduce himself to, to elope with him. The assassination attempt ends in an unexpected way, and Walter gets shot in the back by his employers who never intended to let him live with his knowledge of the assassination. However, Walter survives. Now a cripple, he plans to take vengeance. He has finally found his true purpose in life. However, fate has one more cynical and ironic twist in store for him.
Joyride
HDTo a dumpy motel in an out-of-the-way little town, a mysterious woman, calling herself only Ms. Smith, comes to stay. Not only is she stunningly lovely, but her big black convertible is a beaut. J.T., the just-out-of-high-school son of the motel's owner, is taken by the car, and in an attempt to liven up his dull life, and possibly to impress Tanya, a hotel guest who flirts with him and wants to be a model, he steals the car.
Slugterra: Ghoul from Beyond
HDIn Ghoul from Beyond, a new danger emerges from beyond the 99 caverns, and Eli and the Shane Gang rush to the rescue. But nothing can prepare them for what they encounter: a Slug that can do something no one in SlugTerra has ever seen - or heard - a Slug do before! Traditional SlugSlinging no longer applies - Eli will have to engage in a very different kind of duel to save SlugTerra...and himself.
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre
HDDriving through the backwoods of Texas, five youths pick up a traumatized hitchhiker, who shoots herself in their van. Shaken by the suicide, the group seeks help from the locals, but their situation becomes even more surreal when they knock on the door of a remote homestead. It's quickly apparent the residents are a family of inbred psychopaths, and the unlucky youths suddenly find themselves running for their lives. In hot pursuit is a disfigured, chainsaw-wielding cannibal known as Leatherface.
Sweet Home Alabama
HDMelanie Carmichael, an up and rising fashion designer in New York, has gotten almost everything she wished for since she was little. She has a great career and the JFK-like fiancée of New York City. But when he proposes to her, she doesn't forget about her family back down South. More importantly, her husband back there, who refuses to divorce her ever since she sent divorce papers seven years ago. To set matters straight, she decides to go to the south quick and make him sign the papers. When things don't turn out the way she planned them, she realizes that what she had before in the south was far more perfect than the life she had in New York City.